» Teenage Parties

Skinny dipping
My best friend Phil throws fantastic parties. His family own a bouncy castle rental business so at various times there have been bouncy castles, giant slides, assault courses, rodeo bulls, candy floss etc. Always great, even before you add in alcohol (though not when trying to play British bulldog against an American Football player on a bouncy castle. Losing an eyebrow piercing bloody hurts!).

Aaanyways, his first party was a Christmas party when we were 16/17. His parents allowed and supplied significant quantities of booze. Highlight of the night was a large group of us heading down to the beach (it was only 2 mins away). Phil has been after a particular girl for ages, and she blatently knows. We're all freezing but enjoying the stars etc, when said girl pipes up 'Let's go skinny dipping!!'. I have never seen a man move so fast. Phil was just entering the water and now half-naked as the rest of us were going 'nah, it's a bit cold' and just watched him, in fits of laughter. Bless. He didn't get the girl.
(Tue 18th Apr 2006, 20:53, More)

» That's when I knew it was over...

Welcome to Dumpsville No2
Last Valentine's Day (never a good start).

I returned home from Uni for the weekend to spend the weekend with my long-term long-ish distance 1st love gf. Her birthday being Feb 15th we went out on V Day shopping for her present, she bought some clothes she really wanted. On the way back happen to come across a text on her fone saying 'hope I didn't complicate things for you by introducing you to Nathan'. When we get back to hers I confront her about it. Turns out the weekend before she managed to trip and fall onto Nathan's fingers.. Somehow I do the whole leaving nicely thing, get onto the next train and flee back to uni in tears.

And the bitch kept the clothes!!!

Edit: In hindsight, THAT'S when I knew it was over. O'course it being 1st love an all and me being a dumb twunt I manage to convince us to give things another go. Cue another month or so of torture till she cheats again, this time with the guy she pulled on V Day (after I left that first time she decided to go into town and celebrate her new-found slutty freedom. Nice girl.)
(Wed 27th Jul 2005, 2:30, More)

» That's when I knew it was over...

Welcome to Dumpsville No1.
This QOTW is a curse.

Got together with this amazing girl 3 weeks before I had to return home from uni. Things were electric, I've never met someone I was so instantly compatible with. She described herself as smitten, me being the one, blahblahblah.

Summer arrives, and we knew it was gonna be tough so we decided to be careful, take things cool etc. But can I admit a slight shock and much hurt upon reading on her blog about this guy she met for two whole days? Descriptions include: 'This is far too real', 'I don't remember being like this before, unable to sleep and when finally rest comes to me, dreaming of him. Not since I was a kid', followed by denials that I ever felt anything for her, I could never make any effort etc. Yet a week ago I was 'the one'! How does any sane person change so completely so quickly?! I could understand her meeting someone else, but to trash what we had like she has.. and all before she'd even talked to me. Definitely over.

Length, cherry (woohoo!), etcetc
(Sun 24th Jul 2005, 16:45, More)