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Eventually Charlotte tired of the little runt

(Tue 21st Nov 2023, 15:36, More)

My updated Ladybird collection

(Fri 24th Feb 2023, 15:16, More)

Ring included

(Fri 24th Feb 2023, 15:12, More)

Just released

(Fri 27th Nov 2015, 18:20, More)

Thank f**k that's over for another year

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(Wed 27th Nov 2013, 8:40, More)

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Eventually Charlotte

got pissed off with the little runt
(Sun 11th Feb 2007, 22:13, More)

bloody repeats

(Mon 30th Oct 2006, 12:36, More)

I thought my new "Days To Live" glasses were great

... until I got them home.
(Tue 9th May 2006, 23:28, More)

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» Messing with people's heads

French swear words
A friend and I used to play football over the park a lot when we were 14. One day we ended up playing with a group of 10 year olds and after about 30 minutes we were approached by a bunch of French kids and challenged to a game, English vs. French.

The French kids were our age and a little more physical in their style of play and before long the English kids were complaining about the game.

"Just tell them to Fuck Off in French" we said, "The French for Fuck Off is 'J'taime'"

After that every hard French tackle was met with a frown and a fierce declaration of love. It was *SO* hard to keep a straight face.
(Sat 14th Jan 2012, 2:18, More)

» The most childish thing you've done as an adult

I used to work in a team for a boss who had a separate office, but would come into our communal area when he wanted to fart. After he did this a few times I said that if he did it again I would take revenge. He did it again. So... I bought a pack of frozen fish fingers and while he was out of his office I opened his PC and placed the packet inside, unopened, and shut the PC again. The next day, Friday, the thawing fish fingers with the help of the fan inside the PC maintained a "just farted" smell in his office from 9-5. He had become immune to the smell but everyone who visited him that day emerged with an offended and quizzical look on their face.

The joke backfired a bit because I had to come in at the weekend and remove the packet which smelled VERY BAD indeed, especially since the air conditioning had been switched off, but apart from that the revenge was perfect. And he never farted in front of us again.
(Fri 18th Sep 2009, 9:19, More)