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24 Years Old,
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No sprogs,
Face like a choking crow,
Country bumpkin,
Proud (ish) Janner,
Cool as fook.
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- a member for 18 years, 10 months and 30 days
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24 Years Old,
Male,
No sprogs,
Face like a choking crow,
Country bumpkin,
Proud (ish) Janner,
Cool as fook.
What more do you need to know?
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
» Fire!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghh!
* "Do the math(s)",
* "go figure",
* "we shall call him/her X, as that is his/her name",
Every time I see one of these phrases within a post, I just want to jump into my screen, travel through cyber-space, jump through your screen, shit on your face and set you on fire.
Stusut, save us...
(Fri 4th Nov 2005, 16:27, More)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghh!
* "Do the math(s)",
* "go figure",
* "we shall call him/her X, as that is his/her name",
Every time I see one of these phrases within a post, I just want to jump into my screen, travel through cyber-space, jump through your screen, shit on your face and set you on fire.
Stusut, save us...
(Fri 4th Nov 2005, 16:27, More)
» The passive-aggressive guilt trip
Malnutrition due to clumsy p/a attempt
Whilst living with my smelly cowbag of an ex, I ended up having to take on two jobs, due to our (her) total mismanagement of our (my) funds. And so I was working 9-5 at one rotten job, and then 6.30-12 at a skanky bar.
When I would return from my earlier job in order to get ready to begin my second job, I would invariably return to her on the phone to one of her annoying mates at - wait for it - an empty dinner table!
"Where's my dinner?", I would ask in a comedy Michael Winner-style (so as to try and avoid sounding disappointed/angry, therefore evading another row)
*waves hand and glares as if I've committed a mortal sin by interrupting her conversation*
"Oh, I see - I'll work all these hours, give up my social life, neglect my mates and starve so you can make fucking phone calls to your arsehole mates and generally take the piss, shall I?"
And I did for many months, weight dropped to 6 ounces, my hair fell out, I'm sleeping in the car, I'm on pills for me nerves....
Passive aggression - I'm shit at it, and my God, was I weak!
Must be a woman thing.
Cuntmustard.
(edit: hooray! My first post. Welcome to me!)
(Wed 19th Oct 2005, 10:23, More)
Malnutrition due to clumsy p/a attempt
Whilst living with my smelly cowbag of an ex, I ended up having to take on two jobs, due to our (her) total mismanagement of our (my) funds. And so I was working 9-5 at one rotten job, and then 6.30-12 at a skanky bar.
When I would return from my earlier job in order to get ready to begin my second job, I would invariably return to her on the phone to one of her annoying mates at - wait for it - an empty dinner table!
"Where's my dinner?", I would ask in a comedy Michael Winner-style (so as to try and avoid sounding disappointed/angry, therefore evading another row)
*waves hand and glares as if I've committed a mortal sin by interrupting her conversation*
"Oh, I see - I'll work all these hours, give up my social life, neglect my mates and starve so you can make fucking phone calls to your arsehole mates and generally take the piss, shall I?"
And I did for many months, weight dropped to 6 ounces, my hair fell out, I'm sleeping in the car, I'm on pills for me nerves....
Passive aggression - I'm shit at it, and my God, was I weak!
Must be a woman thing.
Cuntmustard.
(edit: hooray! My first post. Welcome to me!)
(Wed 19th Oct 2005, 10:23, More)
» Fire!
Steve the monkey
You awoke to find yourself passed out? Was this some out-of-body experience? When you were asleep, did you dream you were awake, only to wake up and actually find yourself to be asleep?
Some awesome stories this week, I only wish I had one too.
Burnt the bit between my fingers on a fag once.
Shitbags.
(Fri 4th Nov 2005, 15:06, More)
Steve the monkey
You awoke to find yourself passed out? Was this some out-of-body experience? When you were asleep, did you dream you were awake, only to wake up and actually find yourself to be asleep?
Some awesome stories this week, I only wish I had one too.
Burnt the bit between my fingers on a fag once.
Shitbags.
(Fri 4th Nov 2005, 15:06, More)
» Your Weirdest Teacher
Errrr....
Who's Nigel Manson?
Am I the only one sat here, imagining a big, skinny goth with a 'tash, singing with outstreched arms, about how he's got his own golf course and "I used to be F1 champion, you know..."?
/pedantry/facetiousness mode off.
(Fri 11th Nov 2005, 16:28, More)
Errrr....
Who's Nigel Manson?
Am I the only one sat here, imagining a big, skinny goth with a 'tash, singing with outstreched arms, about how he's got his own golf course and "I used to be F1 champion, you know..."?
/pedantry/facetiousness mode off.
(Fri 11th Nov 2005, 16:28, More)
» Your Weirdest Teacher
Boden (RE: earlier post below)
The old Dogbone trick!
"I was a dog in a previous life."
"How do you know?"
"I have a dogbone."
"A what?"
"A dogbone! Here, You can feel it above my jawbone...."
*Curious hand approaches face*
(Scream as loud as humanly possible whilst attempting to bite hand) "AGGGGGGGRAWAWWWWOOOF!"
Classic.
(Thu 10th Nov 2005, 11:44, More)
Boden (RE: earlier post below)
The old Dogbone trick!
"I was a dog in a previous life."
"How do you know?"
"I have a dogbone."
"A what?"
"A dogbone! Here, You can feel it above my jawbone...."
*Curious hand approaches face*
(Scream as loud as humanly possible whilst attempting to bite hand) "AGGGGGGGRAWAWWWWOOOF!"
Classic.
(Thu 10th Nov 2005, 11:44, More)