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Sultry sex siren, Condoleezza Rice, has a lot of male fans on B3TA, and indeed worldwide. So i was glad when she found time during her recent UK tour to come in for a photo shoot.
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But probably not this badly.....
(Mon 7th Nov 2011, 16:16, More)

Not saddam i'm afraid...

Wow, thanks!
I am 'Victor'ious....
(Mon 15th Dec 2003, 12:32, More)

Good God!
Roll over.

I don't believe it!
I get my first front page!
I must remember to be more sacreligious in future, the donkey is obviously in league with Beelzebub.
(Fri 15th Aug 2003, 11:37, More)

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» Other people's diaries

When my brother died suddenly,
We were sorting through all his stuff, keeping any stuff he'd have wanted us to, and giving the rest to charity shops.
I found a digital camera, and suggested to my mum that we check if there were any photos of him on it, that we might appreciate having for the memories.
I copied all the .jpgs across on my mum's computer and we opened the first one up.
It was a fully naked picture of him holding his engorged cock. I think this was for some cyber sex site he had been telling me about a few months previously.
We didn't keep a copy of the picture, but let's just say that both me and my mum will be keeping the image in our mind's eye for a long time to come, like it or not.
(Thu 1st Feb 2007, 15:39, More)

» Stuff You've Overheard

At a theatre production of "Macbeth".
There were these two old ladies behind us in the audience.
When Macbeth delivered the line which begins "Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow", i heard one of the ladies say to her friend "Oh, that will make it Thursday"
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 14:44, More)

» Awesome Sickies

Workshy Fops!
In seven years at my current job, i haven't once phoned in sick, either with an actual or imaginary complaint.

The glorious British empire wasn't built on people deciding they don't feel very well. I mean, if Nelson had taken a sickie at the Battle of Trafalgar, we'd all be eating garlic and talking like gayers now. That fucker had his arm blown off and his eye shot out and he still turned up for work the next day!

However, i do steal things from work. It's your duty as an oppressed worker.
(Fri 9th Jun 2006, 12:09, More)

» Prejudice

Religious People
Fuck them.

Well there are two types really.

The sort who get on with their silly beliefs and don't expect to be treated any differently. Fair enough. You are a idiots but you are not cunts.

Then there's the sort that think their moronic group psychosis gives them the right to have other people adjust their lifestyles to accomodate them. Like trying to ban Life of Brian. Like issuing a fatwa against an author or a cartoonist whose ideas you don't like. Fuck off back to your own dimension and take your mediaeval dogma with you.

Yes OK they are an easy target here. But that doesn't change the fact that they are backward and are hindering the progress of human evolution. Fuck them from here to whatever ridiculous concept of hell they have dreamt up.
(Thu 1st Apr 2010, 15:30, More)

» Have you ever paid for sex?

That i have.
Oi remember during the foot and mouth epidemic, my whole flock died.
Oi was so lonely Oi had to buy a couple of ewes at the farmers' market for three hundred pounds each! Daylight robbery! And Oi'm sure they'd been round the block once or twice already, 'cos Jethro caught some right nasty nobrot off one of them.
(Thu 19th Jan 2006, 12:51, More)
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