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I guess people like the fact that I have a great sense of humour, a razor sharp wit, I am incredibly compassionate, highly intelligent and am extremely proficient at disarming C4 based explosive devices. And that I'm so modest too.
I believe it is vitally important for people involved in relationships to have varied interests.This helps avoid tedious arguments.You never hear people arguing over who dusts the imported Lithuanian HO Gauge model railway set and who feeds the mongoose.
Become king of a polygamistic pacific island state and order all my subjects to walk backwards and speak in haikus.
Introduce new Coke Flavours, Potato Coke , Garlic & Chive Coke and Rancid Cats Urine Coke.
Create a more relaxing atmosphere in my fridge by installing a dimmer switch.
Cheer loudly at 8.00pm this Saturday to fool the neighbours into thinking I have won the Lottery.
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Me:
I guess people like the fact that I have a great sense of humour, a razor sharp wit, I am incredibly compassionate, highly intelligent and am extremely proficient at disarming C4 based explosive devices. And that I'm so modest too.
I believe it is vitally important for people involved in relationships to have varied interests.This helps avoid tedious arguments.You never hear people arguing over who dusts the imported Lithuanian HO Gauge model railway set and who feeds the mongoose.
Become king of a polygamistic pacific island state and order all my subjects to walk backwards and speak in haikus.
Introduce new Coke Flavours, Potato Coke , Garlic & Chive Coke and Rancid Cats Urine Coke.
Create a more relaxing atmosphere in my fridge by installing a dimmer switch.
Cheer loudly at 8.00pm this Saturday to fool the neighbours into thinking I have won the Lottery.
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» That's when I knew it was over...
It was all over when ...
During my then girlfriend and my first attempt to dance the naked mambo, my parents decided to have an argument in the garden about the fact that my mum had left the sausages on the grill too long and charred them.
This was 1993. Shortly after David Careshs lot burnt themselves in Waco texas.
The noise was distracting enough.
But when my my dad then in a fit of rage started throwing sausages around the garden and screamed: "Angela, What the fuck is this supposed to be?? David Caresh's dick?" the lady insisted she wanted to leave.
Had her two years later though, and she was pants.
(Fri 22nd Jul 2005, 11:30, More)
It was all over when ...
During my then girlfriend and my first attempt to dance the naked mambo, my parents decided to have an argument in the garden about the fact that my mum had left the sausages on the grill too long and charred them.
This was 1993. Shortly after David Careshs lot burnt themselves in Waco texas.
The noise was distracting enough.
But when my my dad then in a fit of rage started throwing sausages around the garden and screamed: "Angela, What the fuck is this supposed to be?? David Caresh's dick?" the lady insisted she wanted to leave.
Had her two years later though, and she was pants.
(Fri 22nd Jul 2005, 11:30, More)
» That's when I knew it was over...
re. niceandwarmandhot
Limonata... Evil brew that stuff is.
The stuff I drunk was called limoncello. Sounds pretty much the same though.
It tasted as potentially alcoholic as dandelion and burdock.
I was 20 and invited to our next door neighbours italian garden party. I ended drinking a few bottles of wine and prosecco and then drinking that stuff by the glassful. Needless to say I ended up eating backwards, blocking the sink up in their toilet and falling down the stairs breaking my ankle and an ugly as sin ceramic cat(family heirloom).
(Fri 22nd Jul 2005, 12:23, More)
re. niceandwarmandhot
Limonata... Evil brew that stuff is.
The stuff I drunk was called limoncello. Sounds pretty much the same though.
It tasted as potentially alcoholic as dandelion and burdock.
I was 20 and invited to our next door neighbours italian garden party. I ended drinking a few bottles of wine and prosecco and then drinking that stuff by the glassful. Needless to say I ended up eating backwards, blocking the sink up in their toilet and falling down the stairs breaking my ankle and an ugly as sin ceramic cat(family heirloom).
(Fri 22nd Jul 2005, 12:23, More)