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I was once called 'weird' by a fat lass from Wigan. It was simultaneously the best and worst point of that day.

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» When I met the parents

First time I met the inlaws...
...well, I think they were the inlaws anyway, I couldn't really be sure as they didn't smell particularly like the missus.

Also met the 6 brothers of the missus, sure that was nice. Ended up having a scrap with one of them, we ended up tearing each others ears, not very nice. But no-one semmed to mind.

Mrs. Inlaw surved up some raw fish heads for dinner, which were suprisingly nice, even with nothing to drink but milk.

Ended the evening with a big piss up the wall of the cardboard box they were living in, under a railway arch.

Quite a good night really, but I am a feral cat.
(Tue 24th May 2005, 14:35, More)