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» When I met the parents

When I met the parents
Was at my birds house for the first time (ex now, but not because of this) we where in the lounge on the settee, ever the clown i rocked back on the sofa grabbing the back of my legs and put a lighter to my arse, just as the burning ring of fire ignited her mother walked in with a tray full of sarnies and drinks to see my rear end lit up like the Beggining of Bonanza, she simply turned round and walked back in the kitchen without saying a word, bless her.
(Tue 24th May 2005, 18:14, More)