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» Letters they'll never read

Dear Mr Blunkett
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(Fri 5th Mar 2010, 10:39, More)

» Encounters with Royalty

I met the queen once
she asked me where i was from and i told her ruislip. i then added that it was at the end of the metropolitan line (on london underground). she looked at me as though she had never heard of the tube and i was some sort of nutter. still i had the last laugh because she had lipstick on her teeth, the silly bint.
(Sun 6th Aug 2006, 0:13, More)