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Best MIL ever
My MIL has proved her greatness over the many years I've known her (16, but only an month as an actual MIL). Including:
1) On our first meeting, organising a van, a driver and moving house for me simply because I was a friend of her daughters and needed help, despite me bieng long haired, drugged up scruffy student and my stuff comprising of one bag of clothes, 7 boxes of hi-fi equipment 200+ bottles of homebrew, a keep left sign and the back seats out of a cortina cunningly fashoned into a sofa.
2) Disliking Mrs DeusExM's (then) husband to such an extent she started encouraging her daughter to have an affair with me.
3) Providing an array of resources to carry on said affair including babysitting, transport, the use of her house and countless alibis.
4) Drinking a litre of gin with me when I couldnt go out with my mates for my birthday once.
5) Cooking me massive pies at almost ever possible opertunity.
Bestest MIL ever. 100% Fact.
(Fri 9th Sep 2005, 14:59, More)
Best MIL ever
My MIL has proved her greatness over the many years I've known her (16, but only an month as an actual MIL). Including:
1) On our first meeting, organising a van, a driver and moving house for me simply because I was a friend of her daughters and needed help, despite me bieng long haired, drugged up scruffy student and my stuff comprising of one bag of clothes, 7 boxes of hi-fi equipment 200+ bottles of homebrew, a keep left sign and the back seats out of a cortina cunningly fashoned into a sofa.
2) Disliking Mrs DeusExM's (then) husband to such an extent she started encouraging her daughter to have an affair with me.
3) Providing an array of resources to carry on said affair including babysitting, transport, the use of her house and countless alibis.
4) Drinking a litre of gin with me when I couldnt go out with my mates for my birthday once.
5) Cooking me massive pies at almost ever possible opertunity.
Bestest MIL ever. 100% Fact.
(Fri 9th Sep 2005, 14:59, More)