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And the word was...
I was talking to a friend the other day, having a discussion about religion. She said "I never realised how much the Catholics and Anglicans dislike each other. I was talking to a lovely girl I know the other day, who is an Anglican, and she said the most terrible thing about Catholics!"

I knew the other girl in question who was indeed an Anglican, and a very well-behaved god-fearing one at that. I couldn't imagine her saying anything unpleasant - "So what did she say?"

"Well I asked her what the big differences were between Anglicanism and Catholicism, and she said they were mostly the same, but the Catholics had more sex with their own family!"

I paused a moment. "The word was INCENSE..."
(Sat 8th Oct 2005, 9:42, More)