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Shirley Bindun?

(Thu 28th Jun 2007, 23:15, More)

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» Running away

I ran away...less than 5m...
One day, me and my mother had a small argument, and I declared that I was running away, so I go out the backdoor, and down the path and out the gate.

At this point I realised I had no shoes or socks on, and only a t-shirt and boxers on, so I went back in.

My mum, who had watched this out of the kitchen window said "Oh you're back! We've been so worried!"
(Fri 11th Aug 2006, 15:33, More)

» Apparently I'm a sex offender

I never have said something that makes me sound like a sex offender, and I never will.

Ever wondered what fucking a little boy would be like?
(Thu 17th Aug 2006, 22:47, More)

» I hurt my rude bits

Happened yesterday.
In England at the moment the heat is ungodly at the moment, so I have a fan on during the night, and sleep naked.

Now, my fan does not have a front cover since it got broken off during a session of bedroom acrobats, thus I need to be careful around it.

So I wake up yesterday morning with a raging morning wood, and slide, half asleep past the fan, and get my woody caught in the fans blades.

I have a huge gash in my cock and my bellend is really sore right now >.<
(Thu 20th Jul 2006, 17:32, More)

» Being told off as an adult

Midgets and exploding heads
Christ, I can't believe I'm going to post this story. Probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me...

I wasn't technically an adult, but in the first year of sixth form. At the start of each year they reset the school passwords to the same thing for everyone and there are some in the school who never use their accounts, making it pretty easy to use someone else's accounts for your misdoings as they could easily track your internet actions.

So here we were, ICT last lesson on a Monday and I have a friend (Well, more a friend of a friend, I can't stand the guy to be honest) who reveals he has no internet at home. So I decide to show him the best the net has to offer. Not wanting to get caught, I nick a random persons account.

Cue the next 30 minutes being spent showing him harlequin fetus, tubgirl, goatse, that video of the guys head exploding and worst of all: Midget porn.

A few minutes later the head IT tech comes in asking if the person who we had nicked the account from was in the room. When no one answered he left only to come in a minute later and make a beeline straight to our computer. We'd forgotten that each PC has a unique ID number which they can also use.


Next day we had to stand in front of our headmistress who is about 60 and our 54 year old devout Irish Catholic head of year with the IT tech showing print outs with the titles and site info on one page of A4 each. There were about 15 pages. For each one we could see her shocked and disgusted expression.

Luckily, we both admitted it and got away punishment free AND our parents weren't called. I mean really, try explaining midget porn to them. And save for some major piss-taking we were all clear.

Where am I now? I'm Senior Prefect at my school. Funny how that works, eh?

Length? Not very big, but when you're 3 ft 2, it must have been massive.
(Sat 22nd Sep 2007, 14:13, More)

» Inappropriate crushes

To hull!
In 97, I had a crush on Princess Diana, so I hired a french photographer to get me photos of her however possible....Needless to say, they weren't what I was expecting....
(Thu 28th Sep 2006, 13:18, More)
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