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» Hidden Treasure

student lives
not me, but the friends of my girlfriends brother.

Went away from student house for the winter, got back in the new year, only there was a bad smell to the place. Checked all the usual things like bins, beds, bathroom etc... couldn't find the source of it.

About a month later one of the kids goes to the basement to investigate the possibility of storing more crap in the place, to find, at the back, in a corner, under a blanket a very, very rotton corpse.

Police said that it was a homeless man that broke in during the winter and promptly copped it.

Glad I didn't find that treasure.
(Fri 1st Jul 2005, 11:44, More)

» Stupid Tourists

Bicester
Having lived in Bicester I've had no end of yankee tourists visiting their fa-AH-lis near the ex-military base "say, is this Bi-Cest-Tor?"

"No, its Bicester, BIS-TER"

"Why do they spell it Bi-Cest-Tor?"

"So we can spot tourists and kill you"

mmpfh

2 years of being constantly asked this question can be a bit wearing.
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 9:49, More)

» Housemates from hell

long beard
placeholder, story comes later tonight.


Story about my flate mate / best mate who I've taken pictures of and posted on this site before (that'll be the guy with the long plaited beard that looks like a gigantic pube)
(Thu 12th Apr 2007, 14:22, More)