b3ta.com user Cosmo Smallpiece
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Hello - Cosmo is a freelance boil lancer working in that grey area of geriatric gynaecology.

Recent front page messages:

Bring Children!

(Mon 4th Aug 2003, 21:48, More)

Paul had yet to decide
on the main present - but had no trouble choosing a stocking filler

(Wed 18th Dec 2002, 17:08, More)

I'm chuffin

any one for a little taste?
(Fri 27th Sep 2002, 16:04, More)

I'm off to hell!

(Tue 23rd Jul 2002, 14:56, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Evidence that you're getting old

I drive a Vauxall Zafira
I listen to Wogan and have stopped wanking.
(Thu 28th Oct 2004, 20:25, More)

» Stuff You've Overheard

I'm deaf and have never overheard anything.
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 9:41, More)

» Irrational Fears


Fucking sick bastards, i hope they all die of large pox!


Oh, and that white crud that builds up in the corner of your gob when your are intoxicated.
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 15:29, More)

» Council Cunts

I'm having a bit of a pop
at the local council and the cunts that live in the next village.

(Mon 30th Jul 2007, 23:40, More)