» I was drunk when I bought this

*sigh*
I bought a swede for 3p from my local tesco express on my way home from an afternoon session. Then I drew a face on it. Then I wrote "steve the sweede!" on it. Then I went to Sainsburys and put it in one of the freezers. That was fun!
(Thu 9th Jun 2005, 15:09, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

the most horrific thing I've seen was...
A man hanging from one of those big pylons. In my small town, you know everyone, and this chap was a friend's brother. We knew the back story but when me and a group of friends decided to go down to the spinney (small area of woods+fields), we saw him there, hanging. The fact that it was one of the guy's brother was the worst part. we were all about 13, and his brother was only 21. The friend just broke down and we just called the police and took him home. but seriously unpretty stuff.
(Sat 23rd Jun 2007, 21:12, More)

» On the stage

i'm such a drama queen
i love school plays - the more cheesy they are, the better.

last year we did the campest version of sweeny todd ever...

and the year before that we did "dracula spectacular", in which i was one of three american students.
we three students were on stage throughout but each of us had one line that that we just kept repeating.
mine was "i like it, know what i mean?" in the worst american accent you've ever heard.
I was chuffed to bits.
I got to sing a solo.
I was absolutely shit.
and i even forgot my line at one point.

this year we're doing "dazzle" and i'm a gun wielding lara croft physco - i like it, know what i mean?
(Sun 4th Dec 2005, 19:39, More)

» Crappy Prizes


well having won nothing ever - my luck changed recently at a charity casino night. I gambles - i won! i beat everone there and ended up with an MP3 apparently worth £80! then in the raffle i won a lovely handbag!

two weeks later and my MP3 has broken and the hadbag is actually a really odd colour. I havn't been given a guarante for my MP3 and i'm quite annoyed. bugger.
(Mon 8th Aug 2005, 18:34, More)