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» Hidden Treasure
a cardboard lady
When we were taking out the old fitted wardrobes from my room we found half a cardboard cutout of a woman in a bikini staring back at us.
God knows how it got there or what happened to her legs. We did have a lot of fun making her 'peep' over my neighbours hedge though.
(Sat 2nd Jul 2005, 17:02, More)
a cardboard lady
When we were taking out the old fitted wardrobes from my room we found half a cardboard cutout of a woman in a bikini staring back at us.
God knows how it got there or what happened to her legs. We did have a lot of fun making her 'peep' over my neighbours hedge though.
(Sat 2nd Jul 2005, 17:02, More)
» Hidden Treasure
treasure in the bushes
When I was eight I was visiting my cousin in Brighton when it was decided that we (myself, my parents, sister, uncle, aunt, cousins and grandmother) should all visit the park for one of those family picnic type things.
Quickly bored by the measly couple of swings and a see-saw, me and my cousin decided to go exploring in the somewhat vast bushes surrounding the park.
Inside we found not one, but two rather lovely used novelty condoms. Not knowing what these things were or their purpose, we decided the best thing to do with them was to offer them to my grandmother who was idley sitting with the rest of the family doing what grannies do (knitting and complaining about the economy)
Needless to say, and much to our dissapointment, she was not best pleased by our gift of two manmilk filled jonnies and abruptly told us to chuck the bloody things back where we got 'em.
She never did tell us what they were for, no matter how much we asked. Old ladies eh?
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(Fri 1st Jul 2005, 1:11, More)
treasure in the bushes
When I was eight I was visiting my cousin in Brighton when it was decided that we (myself, my parents, sister, uncle, aunt, cousins and grandmother) should all visit the park for one of those family picnic type things.
Quickly bored by the measly couple of swings and a see-saw, me and my cousin decided to go exploring in the somewhat vast bushes surrounding the park.
Inside we found not one, but two rather lovely used novelty condoms. Not knowing what these things were or their purpose, we decided the best thing to do with them was to offer them to my grandmother who was idley sitting with the rest of the family doing what grannies do (knitting and complaining about the economy)
Needless to say, and much to our dissapointment, she was not best pleased by our gift of two manmilk filled jonnies and abruptly told us to chuck the bloody things back where we got 'em.
She never did tell us what they were for, no matter how much we asked. Old ladies eh?
My first post - Hurrah!
(Fri 1st Jul 2005, 1:11, More)
» Panic Buying
beans
This year a mate of mine (who we affectionatly call 'Fat Nick') gave me 12 tins of Branston baked beans he happened to have knocking around the house for Christmas.
Though to give him credit, he had neatly wrapped them up in shiny Christmas wrapping paper and a Lid's carrier bag. Best present I've had in years!
(Fri 23rd Dec 2005, 23:43, More)
beans
This year a mate of mine (who we affectionatly call 'Fat Nick') gave me 12 tins of Branston baked beans he happened to have knocking around the house for Christmas.
Though to give him credit, he had neatly wrapped them up in shiny Christmas wrapping paper and a Lid's carrier bag. Best present I've had in years!
(Fri 23rd Dec 2005, 23:43, More)