» Terrible food

Home-brewed absinthe
Easily the worst thing i've ever tasted. Didn't make you drunk, just made you projectile vomit almost instantly. And you could taste it everytime you breathed.

Just thinking about it is making me ill.
(Thu 17th May 2007, 14:27, More)

» Misunderstood

More Minerals
Cap'n Tallbeard, i know what you mean. Our Russian geology lecturer has the dryest sense of humour, and was classifying rocks by their good, great and bad cleavages. We were all shaking with laughter. Don't forget about dikes as well, that went down pretty well too.
(Thu 13th Oct 2005, 3:09, More)

» Injured Siblings

Selfish
When I was 3, and my little sister 2, i decided it would be fun to put chairs on a 6 foot bookcase and sit on them. I got up there easily enough, and took the closer easy chair to get into. When it was her turn to climb up i wouldn't move out of her way. And she fell off. And landed on her head. And nearly tore her ear off. Blood everywhere. Kind of surprised my mum who was on the phone.
(Fri 19th Aug 2005, 10:03, More)