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» Accidentally Erotic

Willow!
God knows why but that bit in Willow where the whole army turned into pigs used to give a mild one when I was about 5. I remember being rather confused by these new sensations...

First post, YAY!

"You Can't Drink A Pint Of Bovril!"
(Mon 6th Feb 2006, 12:06, More)

» Now, there was no need for that...

Acupuncture
A particularly attractive friend of mine wasn't doing very well at quitting smoking cold turkey so on a recommendation thought she'd try some alternative methods. She went to the acupuncturist and, after charging her a hefty sum of money he asked her to go behind the screen and strip down to her underwear and then sit down on the table.

She did as she was told as this guy was supposedly a professional, and sat on the table. The acupuncturist then proceeded to put a single needle into each wrist...why she had to strip down for that i don't know??? There was no need for that, pervert.
(Thu 23rd Jun 2005, 11:01, More)