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I'm a 21-year-old male from the US who likes kitties and sporks. I caught you eating paste.

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Looks yummy...
Unfortunately for the Pickled Chicken, its eggs were used as a common bar food.

The same happened to the Rocky Mountain Oyster. Pity they all tasted like hog balls.
(Sat 25th Jan 2003, 12:24, More)

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Nice Kitty...
Earlier this year I gave a friend a ride to her home in the country, and was helping her carry grocieries inside. It was very dark out, and as I was walking down the porch steps, I saw a pair of beady eyes shining from the porch light, so I said "Nice kitty" and reached down and patted the cat on the head. It hissed at me, and ran away. I caught a glimpse of it as it ran past the light, and it wasn't a cat, it was an opossum.
Also, shortly after I got my driver's licence, I left my car sitting outside with one of the doors open, and went inside my house for about 5 minutes. When I went outside and got back in my car, there was a big, fat, probably pregnant skunk sitting in the passenger seat. Needless to say, I got the hell out of there fast, but the skunk later sprayed my dog inside my new car. That's why I don't live in the country anymore.
(Mon 6th Jun 2005, 9:59, More)