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» The Police
The police
My mate is a copper - he interviewed a woman for 10 minutes as a witness, to a domestic across the street. But didn't notice that her golden retriever dog had a harness, she was wearing unsual sunglasses in a very dark room and had in her possession a lot of folded white sticks - not exactly Morse...
(Thu 22nd Sep 2005, 11:42, More)
The police
My mate is a copper - he interviewed a woman for 10 minutes as a witness, to a domestic across the street. But didn't notice that her golden retriever dog had a harness, she was wearing unsual sunglasses in a very dark room and had in her possession a lot of folded white sticks - not exactly Morse...
(Thu 22nd Sep 2005, 11:42, More)
» The Police
Fancy Dress
At a party with a bunch of Scousers - police came through the door - some scally shouts out - "Hey mate - it's not fancy dress you know" - they nicked him
(Thu 22nd Sep 2005, 11:45, More)
Fancy Dress
At a party with a bunch of Scousers - police came through the door - some scally shouts out - "Hey mate - it's not fancy dress you know" - they nicked him
(Thu 22nd Sep 2005, 11:45, More)
» Accidentally Erotic
Visit to GU clinic
Having slept with a very dodgy bird - i had to visit the GU Clinic with drippy dick. Dealt with by a young female doctor who looked like a young Carol Vordeman (forgive me god). Erotic thoughts engulfed me for a fleeting moment right up until the point when she shoved an upside down coctail umbrella into my japs eye.
(Thu 2nd Feb 2006, 15:59, More)
Visit to GU clinic
Having slept with a very dodgy bird - i had to visit the GU Clinic with drippy dick. Dealt with by a young female doctor who looked like a young Carol Vordeman (forgive me god). Erotic thoughts engulfed me for a fleeting moment right up until the point when she shoved an upside down coctail umbrella into my japs eye.
(Thu 2nd Feb 2006, 15:59, More)
» In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed Forces
Joining Up
I signed up for the army at 17. The first 3 days of basic training were brillant - down the pub every night -picking up kit - sitting around smoking - no drill - not having to make our beds.
Then 72 hours into it everything changed.
The corporals and sergeants who obviously been acting went absolutely mental. We were sitting on our beds and they stormed into the room screaming to get changed into our running kit and to get outside. Thirty of us lined up thinking what the fuck was going on.
The commanding officer then walked into view and said
"Your dental records are inorder, you have been passed fit by the doctor, your pay records are inorder...now you're fucking mine."
We then were taken on a ten mile log run, 7 people left the next day.
In my 3 years as a squaddie nothing was as scary as that
(Fri 24th Mar 2006, 11:18, More)
Joining Up
I signed up for the army at 17. The first 3 days of basic training were brillant - down the pub every night -picking up kit - sitting around smoking - no drill - not having to make our beds.
Then 72 hours into it everything changed.
The corporals and sergeants who obviously been acting went absolutely mental. We were sitting on our beds and they stormed into the room screaming to get changed into our running kit and to get outside. Thirty of us lined up thinking what the fuck was going on.
The commanding officer then walked into view and said
"Your dental records are inorder, you have been passed fit by the doctor, your pay records are inorder...now you're fucking mine."
We then were taken on a ten mile log run, 7 people left the next day.
In my 3 years as a squaddie nothing was as scary as that
(Fri 24th Mar 2006, 11:18, More)