» Urban Legends

My friend Steph
once told me that Robbie Coltrane is really 8 ft tall, that's why he was cast as Hagrid.
(Thu 5th Jan 2006, 17:40, More)

» Stupid Tourists

*sighs* America..
It wasn't really a tourist, more an American on the tv, but some guy said:
''You can do anything you want to be.''
I kid you not.
(Mon 11th Jul 2005, 18:58, More)

» It's not me, it's the drugs talking

Lost Shoe.
Once when very stoned (dude) at a friends house.
Said friends dad came home, cue me and said friend climbing out of second story window, onto garage roof and then falling onto the drive.

I don't remember this.

I then had to walk a mile or so home, I think I was with said friend, but I'm not too sure.

Once home I realised I'd lost not only my top (I am a girl) but also one, yes one of my shoes.
Now I could understand losing both of them, perhaps, but one is just plain silly.

I don't toke anymore for fear of losing anymore of my shoes.
(Sun 18th Dec 2005, 21:00, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

Mr. Blomerly!
Yes that's his real name.
Would come to physics lessons drunk, tell us about how his friends cut his hair, tried to chat up a girl in my year and then disappeared, apparently caught with ecstacy and now works as a p.e teacher in another school. Weird.

And none of our teachers are allowed to talk about him! Hence our next physics teacher saying
"I can't tell you anything, so don't ask!" and running out of the room.
(Thu 10th Nov 2005, 22:17, More)

» Essential Items

I always have
a dried kidney bean with me.
Better not to ask really.
(Sun 30th Oct 2005, 11:22, More)