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» That's when I knew it was over...
It was over fucking big time.
Imagine my revulsion and horror, when, during pre-coital oral on my then girlfriend, (a gentleman should you know),I became increasingly aware of an unusual, yet strangely familiar odour, not to mention taste. At the point of her orgasm, I was dumbfounded to witness a gobbet of man-batter emerging, no oozing, from the holiest of holies. More dumbfounded still when I realised we hadn't had sex for a fortnight because I'd been working away. Just then, a penny the size of a fucking man-hole cover dropped. Thats when it was over, funnily enough.
(Fri 22nd Jul 2005, 23:00, More)
It was over fucking big time.
Imagine my revulsion and horror, when, during pre-coital oral on my then girlfriend, (a gentleman should you know),I became increasingly aware of an unusual, yet strangely familiar odour, not to mention taste. At the point of her orgasm, I was dumbfounded to witness a gobbet of man-batter emerging, no oozing, from the holiest of holies. More dumbfounded still when I realised we hadn't had sex for a fortnight because I'd been working away. Just then, a penny the size of a fucking man-hole cover dropped. Thats when it was over, funnily enough.
(Fri 22nd Jul 2005, 23:00, More)
» Body Mods
Not me but a chum...
went and got himself a Prince Albert. Under the rim of his bell-end and out of his Jap's eye. Fucking horrific. He wore panty liners for a fortnight following the procedure and his Mrs left him soonafter. Having said that, however, he is guaranteed plenty of shoulder room at the piss-trough because he now has a cock not unlike a garden sprinkler. Stupid cunt.
Length? Girth? Not much of either when it's bleeding like a stuck pig. My own winky is fucking lovely though.
(Sat 2nd Dec 2006, 23:35, More)
Not me but a chum...
went and got himself a Prince Albert. Under the rim of his bell-end and out of his Jap's eye. Fucking horrific. He wore panty liners for a fortnight following the procedure and his Mrs left him soonafter. Having said that, however, he is guaranteed plenty of shoulder room at the piss-trough because he now has a cock not unlike a garden sprinkler. Stupid cunt.
Length? Girth? Not much of either when it's bleeding like a stuck pig. My own winky is fucking lovely though.
(Sat 2nd Dec 2006, 23:35, More)