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» Body Mods

Not me, but a friend...
...was sitting in school one day when he realises that he can use a compass to scratch his skin lightly and draw shapes. so what's the first thing he drew? you guessed it, a CDC.

The problem was, it made a scar on his hand in the shape of, (yup you guessed it again), a cock.

And due to the dark nature of his skin, the light coloured penis sticks out for all to see and laugh.

His parents weren't even mad but his dad always makes fun of him for it.

Now thats what i call a body mod!
(Mon 4th Dec 2006, 18:18, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

on a train
there was a sign saying

"Please give up this
seat if
a disabled person
needs it"

which some one had scratched away to make:

a disabled person"
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 19:24, More)

» It's not me, it's the drugs talking

We were supposed to write an essay about magic mushrooms for biology.
i misunderstood and did a whole presentation on the smurfs :)
(Wed 21st Dec 2005, 9:41, More)

» Fancy Dress

the scene: fancy dress party.
hot girl comes in wearing lots of make-up and short skirt.

Me: what have you come as, no wait lemme guess.
hmmm........o yea! a Slut?!

Her: err acctually i couldnt find a costume so i just went in normal clothes

Me: *curls up into balls and sucks thumb*
(Tue 17th Jan 2006, 20:34, More)

» Accidental innuendo

music innuendo (this is true i swear!)
our school music teacher once gave us some piano music to learn. The following dialogue ensued:

Me: Sir, why have you written numbers underneath the notes?

Mr G: Oh, Yes, well I'll occasionally give you all a fingering from time to time.

we never did get much work done after that.....
(Mon 16th Jun 2008, 16:21, More)
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