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» Messing with the Dark Side
I wasn`t scared (honest)
When I lived in a shared house at art college my housemate invited one of his mates over for dinner. Anyway the bloke was a proper fruitloop, he was on the metals course and his final project involved making himself a full suit of chainmail armour and a sword. Plus he was "psychic".
Whilst he was round at ours he picked up the spirit of a dead girl who had been murdered in the house. He did the whole rolling eyes and speaking in tongues routine and everything, he was very good.
By the time we got him to go away the two girls in the house were so scared that they demanded we all sleep in one room. One of them was so scared she sucked me off.
(Fri 21st Apr 2006, 13:46, More)
I wasn`t scared (honest)
When I lived in a shared house at art college my housemate invited one of his mates over for dinner. Anyway the bloke was a proper fruitloop, he was on the metals course and his final project involved making himself a full suit of chainmail armour and a sword. Plus he was "psychic".
Whilst he was round at ours he picked up the spirit of a dead girl who had been murdered in the house. He did the whole rolling eyes and speaking in tongues routine and everything, he was very good.
By the time we got him to go away the two girls in the house were so scared that they demanded we all sleep in one room. One of them was so scared she sucked me off.
(Fri 21st Apr 2006, 13:46, More)
» Stupid Tourists
Divs
First post so I`d better make it good. Whilst walking through London I stopped at a set of traffic lights to cross the road, next to me there was an american couple having a heated debate about the age of the building on the other side of the road. There was a cornerstone on the building that read 1787, the wife pointed this out and the bloke went "Naaah, gotta be a typo" I`d like to think that this was his idea of humour, but unfortunately I think I`d be wrong.
(Tue 12th Jul 2005, 11:59, More)
Divs
First post so I`d better make it good. Whilst walking through London I stopped at a set of traffic lights to cross the road, next to me there was an american couple having a heated debate about the age of the building on the other side of the road. There was a cornerstone on the building that read 1787, the wife pointed this out and the bloke went "Naaah, gotta be a typo" I`d like to think that this was his idea of humour, but unfortunately I think I`d be wrong.
(Tue 12th Jul 2005, 11:59, More)
» Stupid Tourists
Blind leading the Blind
A mate of mine`s girlfriend was conducting tours of the Roman baths in Bath. One part of the tour requires crossing a busy main road so she stopped her party at the pedestrian crossing and pressed the button. When the lights changed and the beeping started, one particularly obnoxious american kid asked what the beeping was, she replied that it was so that blind people would know that the lights are on red. The reply? "Fuck! you let blind people drive over here?"
(Tue 12th Jul 2005, 13:57, More)
Blind leading the Blind
A mate of mine`s girlfriend was conducting tours of the Roman baths in Bath. One part of the tour requires crossing a busy main road so she stopped her party at the pedestrian crossing and pressed the button. When the lights changed and the beeping started, one particularly obnoxious american kid asked what the beeping was, she replied that it was so that blind people would know that the lights are on red. The reply? "Fuck! you let blind people drive over here?"
(Tue 12th Jul 2005, 13:57, More)