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Seeing as everyone's so angry...
I decided to do an MS paint nohands.

But i'm scared of it.

(Thu 5th Dec 2002, 16:27, More)

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» Stuff You've Overheard

for the first time, 15 years old at some dive in deepest darkest Birmingham. I go into the delapidated toilet and seeing there's someone at the trough I decided to brave to cubicle. So i'm there, pissing away happily when I hear the door go and another bloke walk in. He stands by the guy at the trough and says 'Don't laugh at mine'. I stifled my laugh and pissed all down my leg, but it was worth it to hear that gem.
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 14:33, More)

» Office Christmas Parties

Gatecrashed the Co-op supermarket's Christmas party last year...
...I don't work there, but a mate does. Staggered in, thoroughly bladdered to see wrinklies dancing to Wham. We proceeded to get kicked out by my mates boss for singing Smiths' songs a tad too loud. And I stole a plastic snowman. A good time was had by all.
(Thu 16th Dec 2004, 15:46, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

Toilets of the Fab Cafe in Leeds
'Jamie Sidebottom is a brown-noser,
He has rubbish attributes'
(Fri 4th May 2007, 11:27, More)

» Childhood bad taste

I did a dance in front of my entire extended family when I was 7...
In my pajamas. To the Power Rangers theme tune.
It did have cartwheels in it though.
(Tue 14th Dec 2004, 15:46, More)

» Eccentrics

(Sat 1st Nov 2008, 17:03, More)
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