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Hello, Im a rather large, bearded man of the tender age of 19. Im a bassist in 2 successful bands. plenty of other interestingstuff about me but cant be arsed to write any of it.
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» My computer gave away my secrets

not really MY undoing
My friend in sixth form gave me a CD to put some music videos onto (he didnt have internet at the time) and of course us being locked in a battle of childish pranks at the time, i did get him his music videos. I managed to fill a CD with midget porn renamed as the listed music videos. Apparently his dad was in the room when he turned on the first undersized orgasm. extra points for that.
He still hasn't forgiven me.

edit: Just been informed that there was granny and animal porn on there too. i AM a naughty boy.
(Fri 10th Feb 2006, 20:34, More)

» Heckles

Worst Bond film ever.
Went to see that shitty bond film with the invisible car when totally stoned off my face. Cinema was packed. M (Judi dentures) just utters the immortal line "Death for dinner, Danger for Lunch" or something along those lines when I put on my best judi Dench voice just when the camera turns to james' reaction and silence follows. "Porridge for breakfast?"
The whole cinema looked at me dissapprovingly while me and my mate laughed through the rest of the film. got kicked out in the end.

Length? Girth? Bollocks.
(Tue 11th Apr 2006, 11:26, More)

» The Police

I blame Wodehouse.
Where to begin... Well I've got a collection of about 9 'tits' (the big tall bobby hats) but since my usual pc and webcam are in exeter awaiting my arrival for uni i cant show a picture. Ive had a caution for indecent exposure; me and a few friends got stupidly drunk and thought itd be fun to flash cars. we did so, i flashed a white car. it flashed back. they lined us up, asked our names (all fake) then escorted us home with a warning. the best was Jo (a chinese friend of mine) answered his name as 'Thai Mai Shoo' when the police asked what his real name was he played the racist card! classic.
Length and girth = superiority
(Fri 23rd Sep 2005, 15:11, More)

» Urban Legends

6th form drop outs
a mate of mine left school just before 6th form. he was a bit of a legend in his own right already due to various misdemeanors and being a bit of a psycho (he punched out the headmaster several times)
I spread a few ridiculous rumours about the poor chap. some where believed, others were dispelled immediately as 'Grizz being Grizz'
these rumours include:
1: he lost his arm in a machinery accident and got a hook instead of a prosthetic
2: he lost his legs in a machinery accident and had them both replaced by a unicycle
3: he was a dad (this turned out to be true)
4: he was an amateur wrestler

number 4 was the most widely believed one, since there were amateur wrestling show posters everywhere. last i heard 16 people from my school bought tickets just cause they thought he was involved.
(Sat 7th Jan 2006, 14:32, More)

» It's not me, it's the drugs talking

In halls last year we took some mushrooms and some LSD. Now, I dont remember any of this but ive seen video footage that our 'safe guy' filmed. Apparently i thought our corridor was the inside of a space shuttle and that it was turning. I started trying to stay on the floor but since it was revolving i was jumping into the walls and attempting a 180 jump and almost landing on my neck several times until the floor returned to its natural habitat, the floor.
Our 'safe guy' has since taped over the footage. the twat.
Length and Girth. Yum.
(Mon 19th Dec 2005, 12:20, More)
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