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» Injured Siblings

Twatted with a cricket bat
My brother and I used to fight until.. well until quite recently actually (he just turned 30)

His favorite weapon of choice when we were young was a cabbage patch doll. They are lethal when you swing them by the floppy legs, if you hit your target with the rather hard head.

Failing that, he managed to knock my front teeth out with a cricket bat.

I did get my own back though when I started playing the clarinet. Those things really hurt when swung like a baseball bat!
(Thu 18th Aug 2005, 15:49, More)