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» Helicopter Parents

We're all 5 years old in thier mind
I have a fear of needles and blood and the two unfortunately conspired together against me yesterday during a blood test. After the 4th attempt at trying to get blood failed my brain had enough, I blacked out and fell on the poor nurse. When I told my mother the story she asked if I wanted her to go with me next time, I looked at the floor like a 5 year old and mumbled 'Er, yes please'.
(Sat 12th Sep 2009, 17:07, More)

» Gyms

I must be one of the few people who goes to the gym just for myself. Just do the 1 hour session 3 times a week and actually work at it without worrying about anyone else but yourself and you'll be ripped in less than a year. The big muscular steriod taking meat heads are nothing to worry about and are easily stared down and there are no hot women as I wouldn't fuck 99.99% of the women in a gym using someone elses cock.

It hurts no matter what age you are or how fat you are because exercise hurts, it's called effort and hard work which is alien to some people, just suck it in. Also when you're sweating huge amounts because you're so unfit please wipe it off the equipment and keep it clean as people who go more than twice in thier life don't want whatever germs you have.

Thank you.
(Fri 10th Jul 2009, 11:24, More)

» Personal Hygiene

Never lend your nice £70 Technics headphones, which give such a beautiful sound it could almost a grown man cry and are the best things you've ever listened to music through after spending a week breaking them in, to the skankest bloke you know.

When I got them back they where covered in so much ear wax it made me wretch at the though of ever wearing them again, they sat on my floor unused for a month before I could bare to throw them away. Thanks Mike.
(Sun 25th Mar 2007, 2:01, More)

» Random Acts of Kindness

Earlier today I needed a small piece of aluminium to turn up a bung for something so stopped off in the local stockholders and asked for some the size I needed. It was such a small amount I expected to get gouged on the price but the bloke behind the counter said I could have it for nothing as it was such a small amount. It made my day.
(Thu 9th Feb 2012, 17:07, More)