» Shame

I once
poured domestos on our local vicar.

I was arrested for bleach of the priest.
(Mon 28th Nov 2005, 22:37, More)

» Shame

I once drove
through a red light district in northern Iraq and was arrested for Kurd crawling.
(Mon 28th Nov 2005, 0:08, More)

» Shame

I once shagged
a 15 year old schoolgirl beneath a privet bush.

i was arrested for under-edge sex.
(Sun 27th Nov 2005, 13:47, More)

» Shame

I once sang
Leo Sayer's 'How Much Love' whilst walking home through a red light district.

Needless to say, I was arrested for soliciting.
(Mon 28th Nov 2005, 10:44, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

Well fuck that.....we had
Mr. Croxton (Reverend) (no surprise) bent as fuck.
Mr. Lloyd (margin, title block) for tech drawing. Bent as fuck.
Mr. Caine. Coke addict, thort he was zorro with a cane.
Mr. Talbot. Brian Ferry look-a-like.
Mr. Physics Turner. Full blown mentalist. Used to brew hooch, in school, with the class.
Miss Hewitt (girls PE teacher) gym skirt an white knickers. loads of dropped pens in her class. she ran off with gordon banks.

The list probably goes on but i got kicked out after two years there.
(Wed 9th Nov 2005, 23:33, More)