» Injured Siblings

Revenge
When I was 6, me and my younger brother were playing hide and seek in the living room. He hid behind a chair and when I found him I tried to lift him out from behind it, over the top of the chair... and ended up dislocating his shoulder. Took him to the hospital and he got himself fixed up and it seemed all was well.

One week later we were back in hospital. Playing in the garden my brother had come up to me and smashed me in the back of the head with a brick.

Not so much a case of revenge served cold, but revenge served really really overdone.
(Thu 18th Aug 2005, 13:59, More)

» Your Greatest Dilemmas

Big problem
I'm planning on conquering the world. What should I use? Death ray, mind control, a flying battleship, an army of undead warriors, or chocloate bunnie rabbits with little bow ties?
(Wed 19th May 2004, 19:33, More)

» Pretentious bollocks

Indie "rockers"
Went to an indie night at a local nightclub. The few bands on weren't too bad (including the Morphines mentioned below, didn't seem too bad when I saw them, but they were probably too pissed up to be pretentious). But gawd, the way half the guys on stage dressed was stupid. They were basically wearing anything that looked retro and knackered. But was obviously brand new. One guy's seriously torn-up jeans still had the freakin' price tag on. Most of them looked right tits too in their tweed jackets and public school style blazers and tatty jeans trying to look cool. The one thing I hate about non-comformists is they all dress the bloody same.
(Thu 29th Sep 2005, 0:02, More)

» People with Stupid Names

This is the god, honest truth
Twice this week, on the company database (Npower, if anyone's wondering), some's broguth up the electricity account for a "Mr Handjob" I've no idea if this is a real guy's name, or a company name, but we've been pissing ourselves anyway.

Plus there're a fair few S. Hussains (one whom lives in Sedgefield, Tony blairs backyard), and a couple of Saddi Husseins.
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 21:03, More)