» Being told off as an adult

I got my mate told off
In my mid twenties I had to go on some tedious and insufferably dull youth worker training about how to recognise if kids are being abused. At some point, after a hugely annoying extended question and answer session, we all had to do an exercise where we circle three words from a couple of dozen on a piece of paper that describe how we feel at that moment.

God alone knows why, but one of the words was "Turned on" so I lent over to my mate and circled it on his sheet. This caused him to break into a loud snort followed by a badly stifled snigger.

Then the woman leading barks across the room "Are you laughing at the back? Thats outrageous, Child abuse is a serious subject and shouldn't be treated at all lightly, you should be ashamed of yourself" Everyone turns to look at my mate, who's gone the colour of a lobster, convinced we've got some sicko kiddie fiddler chuckling with glee in the room.

I was lucky to get out with just a dead arm.
(Fri 21st Sep 2007, 21:43, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

My Dads favourite
Warrington Royal British Legion

amended to

War ton Royal Brit s Leg

and the old bus favoirite

These seats are meant for elderly and disabled passengers

amended to

These seats ea t elderly and disabled passengers

God I was so funny when I was 12.
(Fri 4th May 2007, 10:49, More)