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X-ray Beer
Once went to Spain for a Skydiving trip and we just made it back to the airport in time on the way back, hence the fact that i still had a few cheap 'Gnat's piss' beers to finish off which was going to mull me over in the checkout lounge. They not only let me on the flight still holding a metal beer can but they X-Rayed the blooming thing (which nearly was a complete disaster since the little blck flappy things at the front of the X-Ray machine nearly toppled my beer over).

On the plane some cheeky git put on all his skydiving equiptment (including his parachute) and asked some scally kids how to open the emergency exit, happy days
(Wed 8th Mar 2006, 11:59, More)