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» Crappy Prizes

dancing
when i was 7 i was at a school fete and for some unknown reason, there was a square dancing competition. i hate dancing immensely, and i always have, but on the stage at the front was an enormous pile of chocolate, boxes full of it, and i was a chocoholic. so i joined the other dancers and square danced more enthusiastically than i would like to remember, and for much longer than i would have liked to. after an age they called me up to the front to give me a prize. i grabbed for the chocolate, but the lady pulled my hand away and gave me a packet of those horrible bland milk biscuits that are usually only fed to children below the age of one. she said, 'oh no, you can't have the chocolates, they're for the little children.'
i was seven. i shall never dance again.
(Thu 11th Aug 2005, 13:13, More)

» Useless advice

important: sleeping pills cause drowsiness
I work in a pharmacy, where (of course) all the drugs must be labelled to the utmost degree of preciseness. One day, unpacking boxes of sleeping pills, i noticed that on the back of the boxes was printed:
'WARNING: This product may cause drowsiness. If affected do not drive or operate heavy machinery.'
(Fri 20th Oct 2006, 13:43, More)