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'Gir! Unleash the monkey!'
'...MONKEY!!'
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'Gir! Unleash the monkey!'
'...MONKEY!!'
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» Injured Siblings
She deserves it all...
When my sister and I were little I dyed her favourite dolls hair green and pierced many of its body parts, tied another one to a stake in the garden and sacrificed it, put moths in her bed, told her she was adopted, and distracted my mum while she was cutting her hair so my sis ended up with a squint fringe and looked like a boy. Recently I hid her make up, threw all her underwear into a tree in the front garden and clamped a bulldog clip on her nose which left marks on it for a week, and we still give each other wedgies...ah fun times
(Thu 18th Aug 2005, 21:54, More)
She deserves it all...
When my sister and I were little I dyed her favourite dolls hair green and pierced many of its body parts, tied another one to a stake in the garden and sacrificed it, put moths in her bed, told her she was adopted, and distracted my mum while she was cutting her hair so my sis ended up with a squint fringe and looked like a boy. Recently I hid her make up, threw all her underwear into a tree in the front garden and clamped a bulldog clip on her nose which left marks on it for a week, and we still give each other wedgies...ah fun times
(Thu 18th Aug 2005, 21:54, More)
» Why should you be fired from your job?
Not the worst job in the world but close enough
I used to work in a popular high street shop that sells underwear, sextoys and such like. It was seriously sick inducing being populated with fat chavs trying to fit into pvc, so one day when it was quiet I stole all of the batteries from all of the sextoys, cue much anger from the lady in charge as the chavs came back to complain that their rabbits didnt vibrate. So worth it. :)
(Tue 14th Aug 2007, 17:26, More)
Not the worst job in the world but close enough
I used to work in a popular high street shop that sells underwear, sextoys and such like. It was seriously sick inducing being populated with fat chavs trying to fit into pvc, so one day when it was quiet I stole all of the batteries from all of the sextoys, cue much anger from the lady in charge as the chavs came back to complain that their rabbits didnt vibrate. So worth it. :)
(Tue 14th Aug 2007, 17:26, More)