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» Pretentious bollocks

This post contains Manchester art-gallery type bollocks
Went to Manchester with my then-boyfriend. He dragged me to an art gallery. Me, trying to impress, pretended to enjoy this type of crap. I enjoyed the touchy-feely part of the gallery but then we got to the real stand-around-with-your-hand-on-your-chin-staring-at-nothing-and-nodding type stuff.

The room was dark apart from a number of pictures being projected onto boards which were arranged in a circle type thing. There were already some studenty-looking-type-people in the circle looking at the boards in wonderment. Me and the bf stand around trying to look interested. Everyone was quiet until I piped up and said "this is absolute bollocks" and grabbed my bf's hand and walked out. We stood outside the door and seconds after we'd walked out, the studenty type people walked out and said to me "yes, it is bollocks". Brilliant.



(never apologise for anything - it signifies weakness)
(Tue 4th Oct 2005, 11:42, More)

» Inappropriate crushes

Sesame Street
I have to admit that my first ever crush was on Bert from Sesame Street. I think it was something to do with the eyebrows, and his overall stern demeanor. Am so jealous of Ernie who shared a bed with him. He actually still kinda does it for me - yes I know he's a puppet.
(Wed 4th Oct 2006, 13:45, More)