» Misunderstood

Worst fare ever apparently

Its incredible how much 'Camden Town' can sound like 'Canning Town' to an illegal taxi driver at 4 in the morning and how uncomfortable the silence can be, on the journey to Camden, after discovering this hilarious coincidence.
(Fri 7th Oct 2005, 11:48, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

Huzzah! for -
Cheesy Bardon, the woodwork teacher.
So called for his outrageous gaping grin that eclipsed every yearly school photo.

Never learnt to curb his lip-curling grimace (or was he being defiant?) and suffered a never-ending series of cheese related jokes.
This culminated in a friend of mine being locked in the fumes cupboard for a lesson, a subsequent near-death asthma attack and an ambulance turning up to cart him off. ha ha

Also the science department. Mr Wilcox dropped a bell jar of Bromine on the floor, fairly nasty stuff, good for a laugh and a class evacuation. Science department combine their chemistry knowledge to neutralize the bromine, only to make it ten times worse. Whole school is evacuated and several ambulances and fire engines turn up. ha ha

er, regarding the question, cheesy bardon was weird because he had a cheesy smile and mr wilcox was weird coz he kept dropping bromine everywhere.

Ive got a really big willy.
(Wed 9th Nov 2005, 16:37, More)

» Going Too Far

Stop, too far!
Twas a lovely chrismas(ish) day and our uni household had decided to cook a christmas dinner complete with a big chicken.

After a very nice meal we started on the shots of vodka. And then sambuca. Then the tequila. About midway through this session my friend and I decided it would be a good idea if we were to dress up like ladies. Luckily a female house mate lent us her wardrobe and make-up so we really looked the part, much to the amusment of the other 4 housemates.

After further drinking it got too hot so we took all the lady clothes off and were left strutting about in boxers.

The party was wanning but I spied the chicken carcass! Surely it would be funny to pick bits off and throw them at the house mates? This esclated to the point where the chicken had been rubbed in to the faces of every housemate at least once and bits were dropping off the ceiling and walls.

I knew it had gone too far when I found myself straddling my lipstick wearing friend and rubbing the congealed chicken jelly left on the plate on to his naked chest.

Everyone locked themselves in their rooms at this point and couldn't meet either mine or my friends eyes the following day.
(Fri 10th Nov 2006, 17:02, More)