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» Crappy Prizes

The Geography Champion
In elementary school, every year we had a geography bee, which was basically a test of who knew the most random facts about locations of countries and seas.

But anyways, after three rounds of competition, I was in the finals, which I quickly won. I was on top of the world (ha...) and I greatly anticipated being showered with confetti, photographs, and lucrative prizes. Sadly, the first two did not happen, but I was presented a prize... which happened to be a world atlas.

Has there ever been a more redundant prize? It was like winning a hot dog eating contest, only to be presented with more hot dogs. Pitiful.

My balls are huge.
(Wed 10th Aug 2005, 4:42, More)