» I met a weirdo on the interweb

Her stuff?
I met a nice girl online (very hot rockabilly chick) who I thought was pretty cool and we chatted and stuff.

Weeks later after putting two and two together I realized I had bought a whole crapload of stuff off her on ebay. So now I have half her old stuff ... which I find kind of ... weird. She's a burlesque dancer too.

Makes me feel like a bit of a stalker *pulls collar*
(Mon 20th Mar 2006, 12:23, More)

» The most cash I've ever carried

*Thinking*
I for the life of me can't remember the last time I've handled a considerable amount of my own cash (it's been awhile).

But I'm pretty sure a few customers have struck it lucky at my register. I get a little giddy and gooey when counting out large amounts of money to make big fat wads of it. One time a lady returned the extra $100 I'd accidently given her after she'd gone home and counted her wallet. It always makes me wonder if any less honest persons had a very lucky
(Sun 25th Jun 2006, 6:39, More)

» Teenage Parties

HAH! I'm going to one tonight but...
The first time I got absolutely shitfaced was when I was an exchange student in Germany at the age of 15. Early on I proceeded to get rather mellow on a 7€ bottle of "Wodka".

This was apparently not enough for the likes of all the boys there who had noted that the front of my dress slipped lower and lower. They all gathered around me and continued to fill my glass with alcohol. Everytime I would drunkenly hollor "Nein! Nicht mehr!" I was told I was "langweilig" (boring) so I would giggle and empty the glass, unbeknown to the stares directed at my ever increasingly visible cleavage. A friend and brother figure of mine walked in as was appalled at the scene before him. He propped me up, pulled up the front of my dress and shooed away the boys.

During the night I broke a chair, had a heart to heart in a language somewhere between english and german with a thouroughly intoxicated german girl, and clung to some guy that was the spitting image of Sam Wise Gamgee in Lord of the Rings (I kid you not!).

Some try hard Nazis came by intending to beat said hobbit up so I clamboured behind the bar shaking my little doc martin bootst whilst hiding from them. Turns out they were pussies and left after what appeared to be a rather placid chat.

The rest of the night is a bit of a blur but I earned myself a magnificent black eye by body slamming a friend while pretending to be a pokémon.
(Sun 16th Apr 2006, 1:48, More)

» Fancy Dress

Big lightsaber you have ... hrrrrmmm
Our school semi formal is fancy dress. That basicially equals 60% of the girls strutting around in slutty get ups.

I went in Star Trek uniform which consisted of a concerningly short skirted Starship Uniform dress and knee high black heeled boots.

I had more fun with the Star Wars boys though.
I put the mad hatter up to it.

(Tue 17th Jan 2006, 9:26, More)

» The Weird Kid In Class

I remember
the kid with ADD in my primary school who did all sorts of strange things like gyrate against the eating area tree like it was nothing strange or bounce and jiggle about when sitting on the classroom floor. He would always sit right at the teacher's feet while the rest of us sat away at a distance, making a perfect semi circle around him. We caught him picking his nose at 12 years old a few times. I was right royal nasty to him and now I feel bad because in High School he's always pleasantly say hi when we passed each other. He's quite nice bloke now.

Also, one day a big shit was discovered on the floor of the year 5 - 7's boys toilets. We all hooted and giggled hysterically as the principal herself picked the poop up with a baggie over her hand. Obviously the cleaners didn't consider their pay high enough to undertake such a deed but it didn't stop them from standing around and watching.

We never discovered who the culprit was.
(Thu 25th Jan 2007, 8:46, More)