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» Scary Neighbours

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1st neighbours... we were moving into our new (1st) house onto a "well-known" estate. Blokie across the road was leaning out of his front window clocking everything we were taking in. Hubby (6' 4") shouted over, "Come and have a look round if you're that interested!" Blokie quickly retreats.

2nd neighbours... talk about keeping up the the Joneses! Everything we bought (and bragged about) they had to do something better. We got one over on them though - we move out to the third house.

3rd neighbour... my parents - the less said about that, the better.

4th neighbours... at this point - back on a council estate (complete with trainers over the telephone wire and cars on bricks) - we seemed to be living next to the local chav hostel. The first family that lived there were OK for a while until the fella moved out. The lass then decided that she was going to revert to her teenage years. Parties all night, sleep all day, kids left to their own devices. Knocks on our door for bread, milk, sugar etc... the giro spend on excessive living rather than the bear essentials. It came to a head when she held an all weekend party (beer cans in our front garden, noise all the time) and she ended up stealing some drugs from one of the other party-goers. They promptly beat her up so she went to the police. She then got moved out to a secret address.

The house was empty for a while but we soon got some new neighbours - did we wish it had stayed empty?

The new neighbours were just as bad, if not worse. If you could bottle chavness then this was it! Our kids got the blame (from them) for EVERYTHING. They also held all night parties, drank all day, dealt drugs, let the kids run wild. The lass called an ambulance one day because she had stomach ache. We saw the ambulance and thought she had been beaten up by her partner. She disappeared for a couple of days and came back with a baby! She didn't even know she was pregnant - neither did anyone else! We've since moved out but the fella is still trying to brag all over town that he drove us out of the house. Eff Off Mate!

*woohoo @ first post*


Length? Girth? The bigger the better!
(Sat 27th Aug 2005, 1:02, More)