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Compo entry (and first ever post)


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Missing the point of the 'Pimp my pet' compo


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And for my sins as a noob


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Bin raining here a bit today


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Movie poster compo - ring a bell with anyone?


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Kitty says 'Rarrrrrr!


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World's shortest joke?


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I'm so sorry


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Fluff time!



Kinda
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Improving America's image



It'd be a start anyway

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Her Maj has let herself go a bit



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Roman Internet Compo



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Chav joke



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Crap joke



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Dyslexic Hollywood compo



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Quick, dirty, bindun, yada yada



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The old ones are the best



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Another oldie



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Overheard while someone bought a lottery ticket



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email chris at shrinkingmen.co.uk

Recent front page messages:

An oldie, but...

(Wed 11th Jun 2008, 17:50, More)

Ditto

(Wed 19th Mar 2008, 22:27, More)

Oh dear

(Mon 10th Mar 2008, 17:29, More)

Scotta bindun

(Wed 1st Aug 2007, 11:36, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Best Graffiti Ever

Bestest ever
In a bog in Cambridge - A Freudian slip is where you say one thing and mean your mother.
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 18:40, More)

» Heckles

Jeez
I'm getting so sick of the 'knock cocks out of your mouth' and 'every time I shag your mum/dad they give me cake' gags. Read the previous posts you lazy cunts!

Anyway, my personal favourite was Jack Dee, had a bit of a heckle, tried a bit of banter with the guy but he just kept yelling so Jack says to the rest of the audience 'well, it's a night out for him...and a night off for his family'.
(Fri 7th Apr 2006, 23:32, More)

» Money-saving tips


I'm sure I've posted this before, but keep your eyes peeled anywhere that people are paying for stuff. I've found loads of cash near checkouts and bars, the busier the better. I've left clubs before with more money than I went in with. People drop money all the time, sometimes they know it and can't be arsed to pick it up again.
(Mon 14th Nov 2011, 20:35, More)

» Cougars and Sugar Daddies

I'm 51
My gf just turned 30. She's blonde and fit, and I'm wearing reasonably well, considering. And we've just had a baby. True story.
(Thu 4th Dec 2008, 14:48, More)

» Tales of the Unexplained

Still gives me goose bumps even now
When I was about 5 or 6 I shared a bedroom with my brother, who's a couple of years older than me. We had beds that you could get underneath, rather than divan-type, so when I was woken up by being bounced up and down rather violently it was as if someone was under my bed kicking the springs really hard. I assumed it was my brother so I asked him to stop. I then looked across to his bed and there he was in his bed, asking sleepily what I was on about. And there was me still bouncing up and down. It freaked me out something rotten and I went to my parents' room to see if I could sleep with them (they declined). I know it was real, definitely didn't dream it but I have no explanation at all.
(Sat 5th Jul 2008, 14:44, More)
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