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» Worst Nicknames Ever

My name is, my name is
When I started at college we were all getting to know one another when one lad asked me my name,
"Fraz" I said,for that is my nickname that i like.
"Well I dont like that that really,we will call you Frank" said college lad.

After fine munting years I still get called "Frank" by them
I fart in your general direction !
(Thu 18th May 2006, 16:56, More)

» School Sports Day

Makng a point of being last ,
When I started at school everyone got split into forms to spell out our school (Walney),anyways, i was put into form E 9(btw there wasnt enough for a Y form) our first years sports day my form were useless and came last, in the second year we came last so it was decided that we would make a special effort and finish last for the rest of the annual sport days. The last two sport days i will never forget the look of our form tutor near enough crying as we came last by a long long way not sure if he was embarressed by coming last every year or our complete lack off care (toss) at any of the sports on offer

Apologies for nothing i dont hang around long enough to let them speak !
(Thu 30th Mar 2006, 17:24, More)

» Fancy Dress

Nun Juice
Three years ago i was playing in the Brass band im in at a annual concert we do, i play trombone and me and my other two trombonist were playing 'I will follow Him'from the film Sister Act 1 or 2 im not sure, anyways we didnt get the costumes till just before we went on in our normal band uniform for the "serious" first half where we basically showed how good we are(Smug Mode) the second half came and we were introduced onto the stage, now at this point we three trombonists must weigh over thirty five stone(not each !) so our costumes didnt fit at all mine looked like it was sprayed onto me, my mate looked like he was wearing latex like Dafyd(THE only gay in the village) and the other lads costume ripped as we were walking on stage, That people is how you do fancy dress !!

Apologise for shortness, slimness and droopiness

Meh !
(Mon 16th Jan 2006, 22:09, More)

» Urban Legends

Sorry if its been done already
I started a rumour in July 1969 that someone had walked on the moon i turned my back for five mins and all hell had broken loose !



Apologies for lenght(lack off) smell and that wierd colour too........Ahem
(Mon 9th Jan 2006, 22:01, More)

» Iffy crushes


my Auntie
(Tue 11th Oct 2011, 23:32, More)
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