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» Injured Siblings

more damage upstairs...
Another time, Lauren crept up behind me while I was on the computer, and barfed om my lap. I managed to crawl into my bed, but only said "eww" for the next hour or so. I've yet to think of something equally disturbing for her..
(Wed 24th Aug 2005, 22:39, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

so many, but i think mr. str0w wins this, hands down.

Lemme paint the pic for you: he was a short, balding, red head. wore shorts no matter what with socks + sandles, had a temper.... and was from newfoundland.

This man would go off the deep end if you so much as breathed the word newfoundland, often using up the entire math class to tell you of what he did "when he was a boy". this was handy to get out of homework. his best moment though, was when he managed to scratch one of his abnormally large veins on his leg-- right through. cue him limping down to the office, blood all through the halls. heard he was okay, but still had to go to the hospital to get it bandaged. i dont think i've ever seen teachers run that fast after someone.
(Thu 17th Nov 2005, 0:11, More)

» Injured Siblings

psychological damage vs. physical damage
Some of the greatest moments in my short life were with my older sister,(Lauren) fighting with the younger (Sarah). One day, we decided it'd be fun to tie her up to a chair, gag her, and stick her in a cold shower with the lights off. That ones a classic.

I think we've locked her outside in the snow a few times too. Oh! We also managed to make her barf in a closet, and constantly run away from the dinner table without finishing due to the excessive breast grabbing we manage to do while mom and dad look away. I think that may be why she's so thin. I also made her pee her pants (at age 11), leading to a stench that wouldnt leave her room for days, since she was too bloody lazy to clean it.. I also bite her alot, but not enough to draw blood. (Unlike what I did to lauren awile back)

I was like, 2, and lauren must've been 8. Anyways, I went up to her for a hug, and managed to bite through the flesh on her tummy. Best part is, no one believed her. She still holds a grudge to this day.

I think thats all for now.

I'm so sorry Sarah.
(Wed 24th Aug 2005, 18:30, More)