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I'm on a roll!
ALways liked "I've a soft spot for you... the peat bog at the bottom of my garden"
(Tue 9th Oct 2007, 20:16, More)

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Viz insults
My personal fave is from years ago when a character called 'rude kid' retorted to his mother following: "had a nice day in the park darling?"

Piss up a rope twatstick! (complete with middle finger)
(Tue 9th Oct 2007, 20:02, More)

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Just remembered.

Complete knob in schoo, sixth former used to wear a beard and smoke a pipe (nuff said!.

Deadknob was his nickname morphed from his real name, see below.

David Williams
to
Dai Willy
to
Deadknob

Fuckin top!
(Wed 10th Oct 2007, 19:22, More)

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My missus
Lovely girl, amazon woman!
Takes great delight in belittling the vertically challanged with the apparently well known phrase....PORG

Person Of Restricted Growth

Certainly sorts out the men from the boys!
(Tue 9th Oct 2007, 20:09, More)

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badboys piss take
I think it was the fast show where they were doind a sketch and replaced true swears with other words.

Fun you, you funnin funner, I never ducked your wife.

or

Arnie pisstake (I still use this, not sure where it came from)
Fun you airhole!
(Tue 9th Oct 2007, 20:06, More)