» Other people's diaries

i schoolmate and i...
once managed to crack into a fellow schoolmates e-mail account. the twat that he was meant that is was quite easy as it was his fat ugly girlfriends name.

after browsing for a second or two we came across this little beauty he had sent to the afore-mentioned girlfriend:

"hey babe, i missed you this morning. thanks for the pussy cob last night...wink wink."

ive never felt so ill...ive also never felt so guilty at making "cob" gags for the rest of the year and telling our film studies tutor who found it even funnier than we did.
(Sun 4th Feb 2007, 20:37, More)

» Posh

im so posh
i get out the bath to shit...


is that taking it too far? im common and dont know.


im scared of my girlfriends family, i dont think theyre that posh, just very nice. and that gives me shivers being the closest thing a nasty bastard without being one.
(Mon 19th Sep 2005, 20:57, More)

» Injured Siblings

eyes are a prime target...
when i was a nipper my older brother and myself used to wrestle...nothing different there. however after one fateful day of watching WWF my brother decided to take the wrestling to the next stage and proceeded to grab my head and smash it into a very sharp very hard corner of a wall. cue blood and screaming and my brother crying like a girl.


years later when we'd caught the football bug, we had a minor altercation which gave me ample opprtunity to exact my revenge. so i did...i pushed my thumb so deep into his eye that this wierd goo (dont think it was eye jelly...) squiged out. once again he cried like a girl.
the best part is that his best mate at the time was there to watch this glorious achievement.



first post! giggady giggady!!
(Tue 23rd Aug 2005, 22:35, More)

» Scary Neighbours

gays...
my old next door neighbours were gay and used to breed cats, so i used to shoot the expensive fish they had in a massive pond. then the dog, named bindy, escaped into my garden, so i shot that too.
(Mon 29th Aug 2005, 12:55, More)