» Devastating Put-Downs

er, yeah...
"Pull my nightie down when you finished..."
(Mon 28th Nov 2011, 23:43, More)

» Irrational Hatred

ah hah... another one that gets my ire is...
"for my sins"followed by a knowing chuckle.

ffs - I have obviously waited about 9 years as a B3tard to post all the millions of things that totally wind me up.
I have come to the conclusion I wouldn't need anger management classes if just some of those people out there could actually construct a sentence without using hackneyed phrases....
At the end of the day though, I guess we a all human....
(Thu 31st Mar 2011, 17:43, More)

» Irrational Hatred

Chimblies and skelingtons...
nuff said.

a perfect way to show your complete lack of a notochord and it's inherent advantages.
(Thu 31st Mar 2011, 17:32, More)

» Siblings

I left him stinking...
I had to wreak vengeance on my older brother - he teased me relentlessly and shaped the barren landscape of my childhood.
As a precocious 8 year old I had to find some way of curbing him - I knew girls were for some reason, important to him all of a sudden so I swapped out his Brut aftershave (new product then - sampler bottles all round!) with vinegar... and when that worked I followed it up with a 1/2 an onion in his bed that night.
My mum went ballistic and had to replace the oniony matress and my brother is very nice to me now and has been for several decades.
See, kids, vengeance DOES work...
(Mon 29th Dec 2008, 7:45, More)

» My Collection

Totally non geekable
Oi - I spent years amassing my minerals and meteorite collection.
I think they are great - but then again I don't go out much.
Could even post you a link for a preview glimpse but I doubt you'd be interested....but they are high quality - not this tumbled rubbish they give to kids.
I am undeniably a Sad fuck. And I do care....
And yes, they are all "inventorised, photographed and databased..."

I am an Olympic bore for England on all things spacy and mineralogical.
(Sun 14th Jan 2007, 21:52, More)