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(Fri 17th Jan 2003, 9:13, More)

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» Stupid Tourists

Reply and OWLS!
"A friend of mine lived in Warwick and eventually got sick of American tourists asking him where the University was."

Who's more stupid? The Americans asking where the university is or the fucking university for building itself in a different chuffing town to the one its named after?

I was at an owl sanctuary in Devon and there was a Geordie family going round

Child: What kind of oool is that mummy?
Mum: It's a tawny oool
Child: I've got a friend called Tony
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 16:23, More)

» Dad stories

Cheapy Card Shop
There was a special section in my local cheapo card shop for fathers' day for stepfathers. One card said: "It's almost as if you were my Dad", which is a nice sentiment for a stepfather - but even better as a beautifully backhanded compliment for a real dad.
(Thu 25th Nov 2010, 15:42, More)

» Posh

...and I went to a grammar school
I can trace my bloodline directly to this man, I've got documents with wax seals in a big chest to prove it:

(Tue 20th Sep 2005, 20:22, More)