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» On the stage

Streetcar Named Desire
I was once down to play Mitch in 'A Streetcar Named Desire'. The most attractive girl in the school was down to play Blanche, Mitch's dubious love-interest. There was one scene where I had to basically fondle her tits, and say 'just give me a slap if I get out of bounds'.

For some reason, unexplainable to this day, I kept getting the scene wrong in rehearsals so we had to do it over and over again. I don't think she minded that much though, as on one memorable occassion she turned round and, briefly dropping out of character, said quite loudly, "that was really shit - just grope me!".

I didn't get it any righter, as we still had to re-do the scene several times...But I never got the slap.

Happy times.
(Sat 3rd Dec 2005, 10:48, More)

» Fancy Dress

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I once turned up as a KKK member, with my brother similarly kitted out, for a bad taste party. What probably took it too far was my father's idea that we should shove a burning cross into their lawn. But Hitler answered the door, and seemed fairly OK with it all. My dad went as President Kennedy after his assasination. Popcorn with red paint looks a lot like brains.

Recently, for New Years, we decided to have a fancy-dress party to the tune of 'anything you want, but it must begin with the letter you pull out of the Scrabble bag'. I got to go as a stegosaurus. Fortunately, a tramp sat on my tail, so I got to retreat to my bedroom to 'fix it', with the help of a very, very attractive hippy.

His Holiness Pope Pius IX
(Tue 17th Jan 2006, 19:23, More)