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Anyone feel ike doing a show?

(Thu 25th Jun 2009, 23:21, More)

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» Best Graffiti Ever

In a toilet in Staines..
1st time I'd ever been compelled to whip out my camera in a public toilet!

(Fri 4th May 2007, 10:30, More)

» Best and worst TV ads

Malibu Advert from years back
If you saw it then I only need to write one line, if you haven't seen it then nothing I say will make sense anyway, so....

"Oh Man, It's total gridlock!"
(Wed 21st Apr 2010, 16:40, More)

» Tales of the Unexplained

Ghosty on the A1M Southbound!
Happened about 10 years ago, I was driving back Londonbound from a friends house in Lincoln at about 1'ish in the morning.

Was doing about 80 or so, and as I come round a slight bend in the road see a figure in the middle of the road up ahead, approaching my car rapidly...at about 80mph as it happened. Thank f*ck the road was empty and there was no one behind me, as the whole Emergency stop procedure went right out of the window as I planted my foot on the brake. As I stopped the car, what turned out to have been a woman, disappeared in front of me, and on the hard shoulder to my left was a Police car.

I pulled over and the cop got me out of the car, explained that he saw it too, and refused to let me get back on the road until I had sat down for 10 minutes and had a cup of tea.

Apparently the woman was a mentalist who walked onto the motorway earlier in the evening and got hit by a car.

First and only ever ghostly experience that was. Still not sure if I believe in them though strangely enough!
(Mon 7th Jul 2008, 20:15, More)

» Presents

The Mystery Box!
A box of wonderment full (potentially) of geeky goodness!
Stuck for a present to buy someone? Head over to Firebox and purchase one of their find £20 or £30 Mystery Boxes!

All you know is that the value of goods contained within will be greater than the amount you actually paid for it!.

Bought one for myself a while back, got a solar charging lamp with auto on switch via a light sensor, a pizza cutter shaped like a circular saw (now have to make the noise when cutting pizza!), and a weird magnetic torch shaped like a mine!

Completely random shit!
(Thu 26th Nov 2009, 14:32, More)

» Tramps

The Seattle Homeless Rock!
I was there for a little over a year, and I would like to state, that they have the best, truly A-Grade mentalist tramps anywhere I have seen!
Apart from the usual 'sleeping in their own faeces' types. The ones with creative banners pleased me greatly. Among my favorites that I can remember...

"Help, Wife taken by Aliens, now they want to give her back. Need money for lawyer to fight them"

"Homeless, Unemployed, Need money for Crack. (at least I'm honest)"

"Starting to sober up, it's scary, need money for drink"
(Tue 7th Jul 2009, 9:49, More)
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