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(Sat 23rd Apr 2005, 19:26, More)


clicky for biggy
(Fri 27th Sep 2002, 23:08, More)

Little james was fascinated
by his mother's amazing flashing nipple

(Sat 21st Sep 2002, 17:30, More)

shiver me timbers

(Thu 19th Sep 2002, 21:31, More)

always read the small print

clicky for biggy
(Fri 13th Sep 2002, 20:43, More)

sorry dude

couldn't resist
(Tue 3rd Sep 2002, 20:55, More)

last one for today I think...

(Sun 1st Sep 2002, 19:54, More)


(Wed 21st Aug 2002, 20:27, More)

How cats really work:

I wish I had this a couple of weeks ago
(Wed 21st Aug 2002, 19:04, More)

try again

(Thu 4th Jul 2002, 19:54, More)

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» Pure Ignorance

Sexual orifices
Not so long ago, I overheard a couple (in their late teens) talking in the street.

Her: "See my fanny hole, the one you shag me in? That's not the one I pee out of."

Him: "Oh, right."

And we wonder why teenage pregnancy is so rife.
(Thu 13th Jan 2005, 14:04, More)

» Useless Information

Gorillas can't swim.
(Sat 19th Mar 2005, 0:51, More)

» Useless Information

Margaret Thatcher invented Mr. Whippy ice cream while studying chemistry at Oxford University.
(Sat 19th Mar 2005, 0:50, More)