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» Kids say the shittiest things


"Mummy, why is your bottom so big?"
"Son, that isn't a very polite thing to ask."
"Sorry mummy, why is your bottom so big please?"
(Wed 29th May 2013, 13:45, More)

» I hurt my rude bits

concrete enema
Gimpo made a film that was shown at the Portobello Film Festival (cant remember the year) featuring my mate Dragan getting a concrete enema

sadly i am unable to find a copy of the video on line

the subtitle might have been something like "shitting bricks"
(Tue 18th Jul 2006, 13:14, More)

» Heckles

Lord of the Rings
I can vaiguely remember something about me being at Glastonbury, on mushrooms, in the cinema field, with my brother, watching Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring, shouting "He's behind you" everytime a bad guy appeared on the screen. How the people sat around us fell about with laughter every time we did that (I know we did). there was also some really funny comment about the stuff that Gandalf was smoking in his pipe, but sadly the ravages of living life to the extreme and age have put pay to that highly ammusing story.

Remember kids - don't do drugs. They will fry your brain
(Tue 11th Apr 2006, 10:42, More)

» Awesome Sickies

four days into my brand new job
I came down with labyrinthitis - it is nothing to do with David Bowie but rather an infection of the inner ear with symptoms which are rather like being very very drunk. Sounds like fun, but it lasts for two weeks and there is no treatement.

it took me ages to learn to enjoy booze again. But don't worry, I persevered.

Not really a sicky as I did keep trying to come into work, dispite not really being able to stand up on my own.
(Tue 13th Jun 2006, 16:37, More)

» Never Meet Your Heroes

Neil Kinnock
Neil Kinnock is the only person of semi fame i have ever bumped into twice.

The first time he was eating alone at a chinese restaurant in Leister Square and he told my ex how much he liked his (blue) hair.

Second time I was 'shroomed to the hilt having just been to a Lemon Jelly concert. Neil was with 5 or 6 younger women and using the classic line "Yes I know Diana Rigg, I could get you an introduction to her if you like". Needless to say this experience combined with my fragile state of mind pretty much sent me over the edge.
(Tue 30th May 2006, 16:01, More)
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