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» Sacked
Never been sacked
Not to say that I should not have been. I've had sex (thrice) at work at my desk, done coke (twice) at my desk, drank multiple beers--and by multiple I mean excessive--at my desk. I LOVE my job! Quit your bitching and enjoy your workspace, I say!
(Thu 23rd Feb 2006, 20:53, More)
Never been sacked
Not to say that I should not have been. I've had sex (thrice) at work at my desk, done coke (twice) at my desk, drank multiple beers--and by multiple I mean excessive--at my desk. I LOVE my job! Quit your bitching and enjoy your workspace, I say!
(Thu 23rd Feb 2006, 20:53, More)
» Mobile phone disasters
unfortunate rollover
After breaking up with my 5-year girlfriend, I moved into my own apartment. We got back together, but did not move back in together. In a raucous romp with the other woman one morning before work, my phone, which was in the bed, rang. In the throws of it (very loudly), I thought I silenced it, but actually pressed the "answer" button. I did not realize what had happened until after we were through with it when I heard from the phone phrases such a "bitch," "cunt," "I'll kill you," etc. from girlfriend on the other end of the line.
She took me back again once after that. Still feel bad about that one.
(Wed 5th Aug 2009, 4:42, More)
unfortunate rollover
After breaking up with my 5-year girlfriend, I moved into my own apartment. We got back together, but did not move back in together. In a raucous romp with the other woman one morning before work, my phone, which was in the bed, rang. In the throws of it (very loudly), I thought I silenced it, but actually pressed the "answer" button. I did not realize what had happened until after we were through with it when I heard from the phone phrases such a "bitch," "cunt," "I'll kill you," etc. from girlfriend on the other end of the line.
She took me back again once after that. Still feel bad about that one.
(Wed 5th Aug 2009, 4:42, More)
» My Greatest Regrets
My girlfriend was a bitch
So I fucked another girl. A lot. I told her (the girlfriend of 5 years) and we got back together after numerous conversations. Unfortunately, I was still fucking the other one behind her back. Here's the kicker: after I had told the one (5 year one) that I would never, never, ever touch the other one, I did. A lot. So, after, the sweet 5-year one had sweetly taken me back, she called me early one morning. You know the "cancel" button on the cell phone? It's extremely close to the "mute" button on the cell phone. DOH. She heard my infidelity in no uncertain terms.. It makes me both ill and proud to this day.
(Sat 7th Oct 2006, 5:46, More)
My girlfriend was a bitch
So I fucked another girl. A lot. I told her (the girlfriend of 5 years) and we got back together after numerous conversations. Unfortunately, I was still fucking the other one behind her back. Here's the kicker: after I had told the one (5 year one) that I would never, never, ever touch the other one, I did. A lot. So, after, the sweet 5-year one had sweetly taken me back, she called me early one morning. You know the "cancel" button on the cell phone? It's extremely close to the "mute" button on the cell phone. DOH. She heard my infidelity in no uncertain terms.. It makes me both ill and proud to this day.
(Sat 7th Oct 2006, 5:46, More)